Grand Opening: The Mothership Has Landed (Greenville, SC + Online) 👽✨
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If you’ve ever looked up and wondered—welcome. Alien Agenda is officially open, broadcasting from Greenville, SC to believers and the curious worldwide. I’m Mr. Bowen—aka Atlas Vex, visiting Star General—and this shop is our friendly portal: family‑friendly gear, rare finds, and custom designs inspired by the legend beneath Falls Park.
Why we’re here
Greenville’s beloved waterfall wasn’t always water. Our lore says an ancient warship crashed here; a Spire sank into the bedrock; blue blood met the river, and spores woke hidden doors in human DNA. The moon‑eyed, the blue‑blooded, the night‑sighted—guardians rose, empires pressed, and the story got buried. We’re un-burying it with wonder you can wear, gift, and customize.
What we’ve got (and why it’s different)
- Apparel for all: tees, hoodies, socks, underwear, hats, sunglasses
- Shoes: men’s, women’s, kids—street‑to‑starship comfort
- Home & gift: mugs, rugs & mats (blanks, too), phone cases, wall art
- Jewelry and small relics: signals from the stars
- Toys & models: desk‑size legends (UFOs, cryptids)
- Budget wins: Under $20 treasures
- Custom on-site: design your own tees, mugs, shoes—names, dates, styles—right on the product page
Meet the membership: The Starseed Circle
- Save 15% on every order now; auto‑upgrade to 20% after launch
- Early access to new drops and limited runs
- Members‑only events, features, and giveaways
- Priority support from our Greenville crew
Join now: The Starseed Circle
Prelaunch perks (limited time)
We’re in prelaunch with heavy discounts across the shop until Friday, September 5. Product pages show countdowns on select items—when the hatch closes, standard pricing returns. Members still save monthly (15% now, 20% after launch), on top of regular pricing.
How we source (so you can trust us)
- Partnered with quality manufacturers and independent craftspeople worldwide
- Small-batch, hand‑vetted items you won’t see everywhere
- Owned locally in Greenville, SC—rooted here, reaching everywhere
Shipping basics (the honest version)
- Many items are made to order or handmade—please allow 2–4 weeks to receive your order
- Express shipping available at checkout ($15–$20, where supported)
- Full details: see our Shipping Policy
Start here
- Shop New Arrivals
- Customize your cosmic—put your name, date, or design twist on it
- Join The Starseed Circle for ongoing savings and first dibs on the weirdly wonderful
A note from Atlas Vex
We built Alien Agenda to make the supernatural feel natural—playful for kids, intriguing for adults, respectful of real histories, and open to mystery. Whether you’re here for a galaxy‑print hoodie, a blue‑ink mug, or a talisman that whispers “remember,” you’re part of the Reveal.
Shop now. Join the Circle. And if you stand on Liberty Bridge at dusk, listen close—the Spire still hums.
- Shop the Grand Opening Collection
- Join The Starseed Circle (Save 15% now, 20% after launch)
- Read the Lore: The Spire Beneath the Falls